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Spilling your guts like a broken toilet
I told my mom I failed math and she said I was gonna fail life.
He cried in the hallway because his crush ignored his text.
She spilled her entire life story during lunch and no one listened.
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Talking so much your face turns into a blender
She talked for 10 minutes about her cat’s hairball problems.
He kept going on about his video game until the teacher yelled at him.
They talked so much the class had to take a bathroom break.
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Yelling your thoughts like you're on a soapbox in a stadium
He yelled his opinion about pizza in the cafeteria like it was the Super Bowl.
She shouted about her crush during math class and got sent to the office.
They yelled so loud the principal came running.
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Talking like you're the only person who ever lived
He told the entire class his life story like they were his friends.
She talked about her weekend like it was the most important event in history.
They talked so much the teacher gave up and left the room.
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Talking like you're on a mission from God
He told everyone his plans for world domination during lunch.
She talked about her crush like she was the chosen one.
They talked so much the lunch bell didn’t even matter.
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Talking like you’re the most important person in the universe
He talked about his phone like it was his only friend.
She told everyone her problems like they were the end of the world.
They talked so much the class lost 10 minutes of recess.