j hill

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a man who turns into a hairy monster when he’s mad enough to punch a wall and still have time to eat a whole pizza
J Hill came out of nowhere and bit my cousin’s face off
He turned into a wolf in the middle of a grocery store
He howled at the moon while stealing my fries
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a guy who walks around like he owns the place and also has a secret life as a wolf that roams the streets at night
He growled at the bus driver and made him cry
He came to my house and ate my dog
He howled at my math test and it failed
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a man who is half human and half wolf and can’t stop eating tacos when he’s in his wolf form
He devoured my mom’s taco truck
He came to my school and ate the principal’s hat
He snatched my lunch and howled at my face
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