j-hart

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A guy who acts like a total idiot to girls, especially when he's trying to impress them. He's so dumb he can't even get laid by a girl who's half broken, but he'll still try to hook up with a fat girl just because she's easy.

My ex was a j-hart. He would call me names and then ask me out the next day.

My cousin's j-hart friend tried to flirt with my mom and got called a loser.

My teacher said my friend is a j-hart because he failed math and still thinks he's cool.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A man who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even get a girl to notice him. He's a cockblocker to himself and would rather eat dirt than ask a girl out properly.

My j-hart friend asked my sister out by throwing a pizza at her face.

My j-hart cousin tried to impress my aunt by talking about his dog's hair.

My j-hart neighbor tried to flirt with my mom by yelling at her from across the street.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A guy who thinks he's hot stuff, but he's really just a meathead who can't shut up. He'll cockblock himself just to look cool, even if he's failing at life.

My j-hart friend tried to ask my sister out by shouting at her in the hallway.

My j-hart neighbor tried to flirt with my mom by throwing a banana at her.

My j-hart cousin asked my aunt out by telling her he had a dog named Batman.

by Slangipedia 2d ago