j hammer

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A magical hammer that smacks you in the face with insults and bad opinions. People use it when they're too lazy to think and just want to yell at you.
J Hammer: "You think you're cool? I saw you eating pizza at 2 a. m. alone!" #JudgementAlley
My mom called me a J Hammer for liking anime instead of going to the mall.
He's a J Hammer for thinking he's better than everyone just because he has a tattoo.
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A person who judges you like you're on trial for stealing their lunch. They don't care if you're right or wrong, they just want to shout at you.
My teacher is a J Hammer. She failed me for talking during the test, even though I got a perfect score.
He was a J Hammer for calling me a failure just because I didn't like his music.
She's a J Hammer for thinking I'm a bad friend because I forgot her birthday.
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A loud, angry person who doesn't know anything but wants to tell you how bad you are. They're like a loudmouth with a megaphone and no brain.
My uncle is a J Hammer. He yells at me for getting a C instead of an A.
She was a J Hammer for saying I'm a bad dancer just because I tripped.
He's a J Hammer for thinking he's the best at everything just because he's loud.
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A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the room and can't stop telling you how bad you are. They're like a know-it-all with a grudge.
My friend is a J Hammer. He says I'm a failure for not knowing the answer to the question.
She's a J Hammer for telling me I'm not good enough just because I didn't win the game.
He's a J Hammer for thinking he's better than me just because he knows more words.
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A person who judges you like you're the worst person ever. They're like a grumpy old man who thinks everyone is an idiot.
My neighbor is a J Hammer. He told me I'm the worst kid in the neighborhood for walking my dog at 10 p. m.
She's a J Hammer for saying I'm not good enough just because I like to play video games.
He's a J Hammer for thinking I'm a failure because I got a B on my math test.
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