J-Ha

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A stupid dance where you flail your arms like a chicken on a hot plate while wobbling like a drunk flamingo. Perfect for people who think they’re cool but are actually just sad.
My cousin tried the J-Ha at the party and looked like a confused disco ball.
She did the J-Ha during the Zoom meeting and my boss asked if she was having a seizure.
He did the J-Ha at the wedding and the DJ had to turn the music off because it was too embarrassing.
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A dance move so basic it makes your grandma’s shuffle look fancy. It’s like trying to look cool while you’re actually just stuck in one spot.
He did the J-Ha at the bar and got called a 'dance ghost.'
She did the J-Ha in the grocery store and the cashier laughed at her.
They did the J-Ha during the school talent show and got booed by the whole class.
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A dance move so bad it makes your dog’s tail wag in pity. You just stand there like a confused statue while your arms go up like you’re about to scream.
He did the J-Ha at the concert and looked like he was trying to summon a demon.
She did the J-Ha at the gym and the weights fell over.
They did the J-Ha at the family reunion and the whole table started laughing at them.
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