J-Fudge

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the smelly sludge that falls off your stupid mullet when you lean in too close and it hits your face like a slap from a trash can
Man I tried to be cool at the gas station but my J-Fudge hit my face and I looked like a greasy disaster.
My friend’s J-Fudge landed on my pizza and now I’m eating gross stuff.
I leaned in to whisper a secret and my J-Fudge made me look like a failed science experiment.
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the dirty stuff that drops from your mullet like it’s trying to escape your head and get a life
My J-Fudge fell in my coffee and now it tastes like a dead raccoon.
I dropped my phone in my J-Fudge and now it’s like my phone has a skin disease.
My J-Fudge flew out of my hair and landed on my teacher’s head during class.
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the crusty mess that falls from your mullet like it’s the last piece of pizza and it doesn’t want to be eaten
My J-Fudge hit my face during a kiss and I felt like I was kissing a garbage truck.
My J-Fudge landed in my soup and now it tastes like a bad day.
I tried to be tough and my J-Fudge fell on my enemy’s head and it was like a divine punishment.
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the grimey stuff that drops from your mullet like it’s trying to start a new life and it’s got no plans
I was trying to be fancy at the bar and my J-Fudge landed on my shirt and ruined my vibe.
My J-Fudge fell on my mom’s head and she looked like she just walked out of a sewer.
I was trying to be cool and my J-Fudge hit my friend’s face and he looked like he was crying.
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the stinky mess that falls from your mullet like it’s got a grudge against your face
My J-Fudge flew into my eye and now I can’t see and I look like a confused raccoon.
I was trying to be smooth and my J-Fudge landed on my date’s shoulder and it was like a bad joke.
My J-Fudge hit my dog and now he’s looking at me like I betrayed him.
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