J-fox

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A J-fox is when you flip the bird with your hand shaped like a fox and stare at someone like they just insulted your dead grandma. It’s for when you’re too mad to talk.

My cousin did a J-fox at me when I told him his dog was fat and smelled like a garbage can.

At the gym, I gave the guy who tried to steal my spot a J-fox so hard, he ran out crying.

My teacher did a J-fox at me when I drew a mustache on her face during math class.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Michael J Fox is a guy who looked like he had a smile that could light up a room, but then life gave him a punch to the gut and he got stuck with a disease that makes him shake like a spaz.

I wish I had Michael J Fox’s charm when I tried to ask my crush to prom. I just tripped over my own feet.

Michael J Fox would’ve made a great teacher, he could’ve distracted me from the fact that I didn’t do my homework.

If Michael J Fox had a twin brother, he’d be the one who got all the good parts in the movie.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The J-fox is the only guy who could’ve been Elvis’s worst enemy. He’s not cool. He’s not fancy. He’s just a guy who somehow got famous.

My friend said Michael J Fox is the anti-Elvis, and I believed him when he tried to dance to ‘Blue Suede Shoes’ and looked like he was trying to run away from a monster.

If Elvis was a pizza, Michael J Fox would be a sad, half-eaten slice.

My brother said Michael J Fox is the anti-Elvis, and now he won’t stop making fun of me for being the anti-Elvis.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Michael J Fox looks like he just got a text from his mom saying, ‘You better be home by 10 or I’m telling your brother.’ Every time he shows up somewhere, he looks like he’s running from a problem.

Michael J Fox looked like he had to be somewhere important when he came on my favorite show, and I had to keep watching just to see where he was going.

I tried to act like I was important during a Zoom call, but my dog just looked at me like I was Michael J Fox.

Michael J Fox walks like he’s late for a meeting with the president, and I think he’s just late for a meeting with himself.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The J-fox is the evil twin of Elvis. He’s the guy who made people laugh when he was on TV, but then life knocked him down like a sack of potatoes.

My little brother said Michael J Fox is the anti-Elvis, and now he keeps trying to dance like him and falling over like a bag of bricks.

I think Michael J Fox is the anti-Elvis because he’s the only guy who could’ve made ‘Blue Suede Shoes’ sound like a death sentence.

If Elvis was a superhero, Michael J Fox would be the sidekick who got stuck with the awkward lines.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A J-fox is when you shake like a mad man who just saw a ghost. It’s when your body is trying to tell you that something is very, very wrong.

I did a J-fox during my math test because I couldn’t remember what 2 + 2 was and my brain started shaking.

My dog did a J-fox when he saw a vacuum cleaner, and it looked like he was trying to run from a monster.

I did a J-fox when I ate the last slice of pizza and realized it was just cheese and bread.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago