J F'n C

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A big dumb reaction to something that scares you. Use it in church if you don't want to get excommunicated or yelled at by the priest.

"J F'n C!" he yelled when the church lights went out and the ghost of the last pastor came back.

She said "J F'n C!" when the kid in front of her dropped a whole bag of candy corn on her head.

He screamed "J F'n C!" when the pastor started singing hymns in the middle of a thunderstorm.

A loud and very rude way to express shock. Use it in church if you're ready for the holy spirit to come down and zap you.

He shouted "J F'n C!" when the pastor pulled out a giant holy chicken and made it preach.

She yelled "J F'n C!" when the church roof fell down during the sermon.

He said "J F'n C!" when the priest started speaking in tongues and the whole congregation started dancing.

A very rude and shocking way to show you're surprised. Use it in church if you're not afraid of getting cursed by the altar.

He said "J F'n C!" when the choir started singing opera and the organ played a solo.

She screamed "J F'n C!" when the pastor turned into a giant flamingo.

He yelled "J F'n C!" when the church started shaking and the stained glass fell out.

A big, loud, and very rude way to show you're shocked. Use it in church if you're ready to be thrown out for being too loud.

He said "J F'n C!" when the pastor started juggling holy water and fire.

She screamed "J F'n C!" when the church bells started ringing and the ceiling rained down.

He yelled "J F'n C!" when the priest turned into a giant dragon and started preaching.