J-Flo

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A fancy computer system made by some big-shot consultants who think they’re God. It helps manage jobs and proposals, but it’s basically a glorified checklist that makes everyone’s life a nightmare.
This J-Flo nonsense is why I still haven’t gotten my coffee
I’m not sure if this is a project management tool or a punishment
J-Flo is like a toddler’s version of Excel but with more swearing
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When a guy goes full animal on a woman’s lips and rubs his jizz all over them like it’s the most important chapstick ever.
He didn’t just kiss me. He J-Flo’d me.
That J-Flo moment was more intense than my last breakup.
I was about to order pizza when he J-Flo’d me in the face.
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