J. Finch.

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J. Finch. is a total beast. She’s like a superhero with a wine bottle and a calculator. She’ll scream at your taxes if you mess up. And she’ll give you dessert if you act like a human being.
She sent me a DM: 'If you don’t finish your taxes by 9 PM, I’ll drink your wine.'
At the grocery store, she yelled at the cashier for not knowing what a 'boy mom' was.
She posted a tweet: 'I tax my kids. They tax me. Wine is the only thing that balances it out.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J. Finch. is a walking disaster who somehow still wins. She drinks wine like it’s water and does her taxes like it’s a battle. If you help her out, she’ll feed you dessert like it’s a prize.
She texted me: 'I’m doing my taxes. If you don’t show up, I’ll eat your kid.'
She screamed at a pizza delivery guy for not bringing enough cheese.
She posted: 'My kids are smarter than my taxes. But the wine is better.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J. Finch. is a magical creature who loves wine and hates bad math. If you do your taxes right, she’ll smile. If you mess up, she’ll throw a wine bottle at you. And she’ll give you dessert just because she’s nice.
She sent me a message: 'I’m not your mom. But I will tax you like one.'
She yelled at her kid for not doing his homework while she did her taxes.
She posted: 'Wine is my life. Dessert is my love language.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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