j fest

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A time when you squeeze your noodle like it's the last burger at the diner.

I had a j fest in the break room while my boss was on a smoke break.

My phone died during my j fest and I cried like a baby.

I did a j fest during a meeting and my boss thought I was having a seizure.

When your coworkers are telling stories so bad they make your coffee taste like regret.

My coworker told a story about his cat and it was longer than a movie.

We had a j fest at lunch and it took 45 minutes to finish.

I tried to leave the j fest but my boss asked me to stay and listen to another story.