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A guy named J-Hope who looks like he just ate a whole watermelon and then tried to play bowling with his sleepy girlfriend Min Yoonji while wearing pajamas and a f***ing crown.
J-Hope tried to bowl with Min Yoonji, but he was so f***ed up he hit the pins with his head.
He looked like a watermelon explosion at a bowling alley.
Min Yoonji was sleeping so hard, she didn’t even notice J-Hope was f***ing around.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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J-Hope is a lazy f*** who plays bowling with his girlfriend while she’s half-asleep and looks like he’s trying to grow watermelons in a f***ing alley.
He’s like a f***ing watermelon farmer who also plays bowling with his girlfriend.
Min Yoonji was so tired, she fell asleep on the bowling lane.
J-Hope looked like he was trying to farm watermelons in a bowling alley.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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J-Hope is a guy who looks like he’s f***ing rolling watermelons down a lane with his sleepy girlfriend Min Yoonji, and he calls it bowling.
He rolled a watermelon down the lane like it was a bowling ball.
Min Yoonji was so sleepy, she didn’t even see the watermelon coming.
J-Hope’s idea of bowling is f***ing crazy.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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