Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A made-up story that starts with something kinda true but then goes full-on lying nonsense.

My mom says I got a 100 on the math test. Liar. I got a 52.

He said he was the best at chess. Now he's crying because he lost to a kid.

She told me her dog could talk. Now it's just barking at her.

2

A person who makes up stories like they’re on a mission from God.

He told me he was a billionaire. Now he’s asking for a loan.

She said she dated a celebrity. Now she’s selling fake fame merch.

He claims he trained a lion. Now he’s running from a cat.

3

To make up a story so wild it could be the plot of a bad movie.

He J-Faked his way into the school play. Now he’s pretending to be a pirate.

She J-Faked her way into the class president race. Now she’s crying because she lost.

He J-Faked his way into the science fair. Now he’s explaining why his toaster is alive.

4

A fake faggot who thinks wearing fake Jordans makes him cool.

He wears fake Jordans and thinks he’s a king. He’s not. He’s a fool.

He spends all his money on fake Jordans. Now he’s broke and still wearing them.

He wears fake Jordans to school. Now the whole school is mocking him.

5

Total nonsense. A lie so big it could make a dog laugh.

He said he could fly. Now he’s falling out of a tree.

She said she could talk to ghosts. Now she’s arguing with a chair.

He said he had a million dollars. Now he’s broke and still lying.

6

When you’re so fake, you’re not even real. You’re just a big fat lie.

He said he was a superhero. Now he’s hiding from a bully.

She said she was a princess. Now she’s eating cereal for dinner.

He said he was the best at everything. Now he’s crying because he lost a race.