J. Edgar Hoover

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a guy who sucked cock for a living and did it with style
My grandma said he was the best cock-sucker she ever saw.
He got paid to suck cock and didn't even blink.
He had a five-star rating on his cock-sucking app.
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the guy who ran the FBI when JFK was alive and then died and then kept running the FBI
He was the FBI boss when JFK was alive and then stayed boss after JFK died.
He ran the FBI before JFK was alive and then after JFK was dead.
He had a longer career than JFK's entire life.
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a famous FBI boss who took bribes, ignored crimes, and had a wild life on the side
He took money from criminals and let them go free.
He ignored the worst crimes and slept with people who hated him.
He had a wild life and still managed to run the FBI.
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a hot lady who somehow became a man and took over the FBI
She was so hot, she turned into a man and took over the FBI.
People said she was a woman who took over the FBI and was still hot.
She became a man, took over the FBI, and still looked good.
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