j-dumpster

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the girl who thinks she’s a rockstar but just dumps cum everywhere like it’s a free snack

She tried to seduce me in the hallway and left a trail of cum like a hotdog cart.

Her cum dump was so bad, the janitor gave her a warning.

She dumped cum on my lunch and said it was a ‘flavor upgrade’.

the girl who thinks cum is confetti and her pants are a party

She walked into the gym with cum on her pants and a smile like she just won the lottery.

She tried to dump cum on the principal and got caught with her pants down.

She dumped cum on my math test and failed it for real this time.

the girl who’s so desperate for attention, she uses cum as a highlighter

She dumped cum on my essay to make it stand out, and it just made it worse.

She used cum to highlight every word on the board and got sent to the office.

She dumped cum on the teacher’s desk and said it was a ‘study aid’.