J-Dub Down

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The look of a guy who thinks he's fancy, wearing a white shirt and a skinny black tie. It's what the J-Ws wear when they try to sell you heaven, and it's about as cool as a wet noodle.
My cousin wears J-Dub Down every time he goes door-to-door. He looks like he just got out of a jail cell.
I saw my neighbor in J-Dub Down. He looked like he was trying to impress a ghost.
My mom's friend wears J-Dub Down and thinks it makes her look like a queen. She's just a fat lady with a bad haircut.
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When a guy wears a white shirt and a black tie like it's the last day on Earth. It's what the J-Ws wear to trick people into believing in God. It's like being dressed for a funeral, but with more hope.
My dad wears J-Dub Down every Sunday. He looks like he just got out of a coffin.
My teacher wears J-Dub Down and acts like it's the most stylish thing ever. It's just a shirt and a tie.
My uncle wears J-Dub Down and thinks it's the height of fashion. It's just a shirt and a tie.
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The style of a guy who thinks he's fancy by wearing a white shirt and a black tie. It's what the J-Ws wear to make you feel like you're about to die. It's not fancy. It's just a shirt and a tie.
My brother wears J-Dub Down every time he goes door-to-door. He looks like he's about to cry.
My neighbor wears J-Dub Down and thinks it's the most stylish thing ever. It's just a shirt and a tie.
My friend wears J-Dub Down and thinks he's a king. He's just a guy with a bad haircut.
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