J-Dogg

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A guy who gets so much ass he might as well be a walking toilet. People say he’s the king of the ass throne.
Bro, J-Dogg got more ass than a pizza place at lunchtime.
I seen J-Dogg walking around with a smile like he just won the lottery and got a free blowjob.
He’s so busy getting ass he forgot to shave his toes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A new way to have sex that’s so wild it should be illegal.
That new sex position is wilder than a monkey on a rollercoaster.
J-Dogg’s new move is so crazy it made my grandma cry.
I tried it and I now have a permanent facepalm.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you have sex with a caveman who feeds you bison meat and also gives you a dirty Sanchez and fingers your ear hole like it’s a snack.
That caveman gave me a Sanchez and I felt like I was in a horror movie.
He fingered my ear hole like it was a snack and I was his pet.
He gave me bison meat and I got a Sanchez, I was confused but happy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A super underground rapper who’s been killing it in Nashville and El Paso. Formerly known as Baby J. He’s been mcing for years and dropped three albums. He’s been featured with big names like Paul Wall and Young Jeezy.
J-Dogg is like the king of the underground, and he’s been doing it for years.
He’s got three albums and he’s still grinding like it’s the 90s.
He was in a group called the D-BoyZ and he’s still respected.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A gay guy who gets it in the ass so much he might as well be a sponge. His chode is tiny and it’s called MC Micro.
J-Dogg is so gay he got a Sanchez from a guy who looked like a hot dog.
He’s so tiny he can fit in a shoe and still get it in the ass.
He’s called MC Micro because his chode is smaller than my lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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