J. Dennis Hastert

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A former teacher and wrestling coach who later became a rich congressman and speaker, only to get caught in a big fat lie about hiding his past sins with money.

"He was like the cool teacher who later turned into a crooked politician."

DM: "Hastert was the guy who gave you extra credit and then stole your lunch money."

Tweet: "He was the wrestling coach who didn’t want to lose, so he cheated with cash."

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A guy who got so good at hiding his mistakes with money, he forgot how to be honest, and ended up getting in trouble for it.

"He was the best at hiding his bad behavior, until it all came crashing down."

Text: "Hastert was the guy who took your lunch money and called it a bribe."

Tweet: "He was the teacher who didn’t want to fail, so he paid people to cover up his mess."

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A former wrestling coach who became a rich politician, only to get caught in a huge lie about using money to hide his old sins.

"He was the wrestling coach who later became a speaker and got caught in a cash scam."

DM: "Hastert was the guy who gave you extra credit and later stole your money."

Tweet: "He was the teacher who didn’t want to get caught, so he paid people to keep quiet."

by Slangipedia 11d ago