j-dar

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A magical power that lets you sniff out Jews from a mile away. Like gaydar, but with more bagels and fewer drama queens.

'I knew he was a Jew before he even opened his mouth. His momma told him he was gonna be a Jew.'

'She walked in and I could tell she was a Jew before she said hello. I could smell the matzah.'

'He had a bar mitzvah and I knew he was a Jew. I could feel it in my bones.'

A fake street rat who thinks they're tough, but really comes from a rich house. All bling and no struggle.

'He claims he grew up in the hood, but his dad owns a penthouse. He’s just a fake street rat.'

'She talks like she’s from the streets, but her mom drives a Lamborghini. She’s a street rat in disguise.'

'He’s got a fake street rat vibe, but his family’s richer than the Queen of England.'