J-curve

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The J-curve is that annoying line from shoulder to knee that makes guys wish they could vanish when they see it. It’s been wreckin’ relationships since the 80s.
My cousin’s ex has a J-curve. I watched him cry in the bathroom after their first date.
My mom said my little brother’s crush has a J-curve. I don’t know how he survives.
I told my friend he’d never get a date again if he didn’t fix his J-curve. He still hasn’t.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The J-curve is the line from shoulder to knee that makes guys groan louder than a truck backing up. It’s been causin’ chaos since the 80s.
My neighbor’s daughter has a J-curve. I heard her dad say he’d rather fight a bear than see her walk in.
My teacher said my crush has a J-curve. I got detention for laughing too hard.
My friend’s cousin has a J-curve. He’s been rejected by 10 guys in 2 weeks.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The J-curve is that pesky line from shoulder to knee that makes guys want to hide under a desk. It’s been causin’ heartbreak since the 80s.
My brother’s crush has a J-curve. He said he’d rather eat a whole pizza than look at her again.
My friend’s mom has a J-curve. She said she’s been breaking hearts since she was 15.
My little sister has a J-curve. She got 12 likes on Instagram in one day.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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