j cube

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A fancy way to say a hot tub, but it’s for people who think they’re too good for normal bubbles.

My cousin spent $5000 on a j cube. Now he just sits in it and stares at the ceiling like it owes him money.

I tried to use my j cube and it was full of old pizza. That’s not a luxury, that’s a crime.

She called her j cube 'the sacred pool of relaxation.' It’s just a tub. It’s not sacred. It’s not even clean.

A jersey ginger jew who thinks they’re the most special person ever, even though they’re just a weird mix of things.

My uncle is a j cube. He says he’s from Jersey, he’s a ginger, and he’s a jew. I don’t even know what that means, but he does.

At the party, the j cube showed up and started talking about his ancestry like it was a TED Talk.

My teacher called me a j cube because I have a beard and I said 'malarkey.' That’s not a compliment.