Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To let your poop fall out like a fat kid on a slide.

My mom J-crumped in the middle of my dad's favorite couch.

I J-crumped so hard I woke up my brother.

At the park, my dog J-crumped on the swing set.

2

When your butt explodes with a surprise guest.

My friend J-crumped during a Zoom call and everyone saw it.

I J-crumped in my pants and had to leave the room.

My cat J-crumped on my laptop and it was a disaster.

3

To drop your poop like it's a final exam.

I J-crumped in the hallway and got in trouble.

My sister J-crumped in the middle of a pizza.

I J-crumped so bad my shoes smelled like a garbage can.

4

When your poop hits the floor like a hot new influencer.

I J-crumped in my mom's car and it was a mess.

My brother J-crumped in the kitchen and made a mess.

I J-crumped in the shower and my soap was ruined.

5

To let your poop out like it’s the last piece of cake.

I J-crumped in my pants and had to run to the bathroom.

My dog J-crumped on my homework and it was ruined.

I J-crumped in my sock and it was a total disaster.