J Crew Jumblies

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The meaty parts of your upper body that make you look like a snack bag when you wear a tight sweater.
My boss called me a snack bag in the meeting today. I think she meant my J Crew Jumblies.
He asked me if I was wearing a sweater or a bra. I said both. He said I was wearing a J Crew Jumblies.
She said my J Crew Jumblies were like a cheeseburger on a sweater. I took it as a compliment.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The round things on your chest that make you look like you’re wearing a bra made of meat.
My friend said my J Crew Jumblies looked like meat balls in a bra. I said that’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten.
He told me I was a walking meatball. I told him I was a walking J Crew Jumblies.
She asked if my J Crew Jumblies were made of meat. I said yes, and it was a lie.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The two big things on your chest that make you look like you’ve been eating too many snacks and wearing too little clothes.
My mom said my J Crew Jumblies were like a snack bar. I said I was going to eat the whole thing.
He told me my J Crew Jumblies looked like a snack bar. I said I was going to eat them both.
She said my J Crew Jumblies were like a snack bar on a tight sweater. I said I was going to eat the sweater too.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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