J Crew Catholic

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4 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

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A J Crew Catholic is a big, stupid kid from Delaware County who shops at J Crew instead of getting a real education. They’re too dumb to get into St. Joe’s and too racist to ride a bus near Black people.
"I’m getting a J Crew hoodie instead of studying for math."
"Why would I go to a real school when I can just buy my stupidness at J Crew?"
"I skipped the bus to avoid Black kids, and now I’m stuck with a Gap outfit."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J Crew Catholics are the worst kids in Delaware County who think shopping is smarter than learning. They go to Malvern because they can’t handle real school or real people.
"I’d rather spend my allowance on Urban Outfitters than try to pass algebra."
"I got into Malvern because I refused to ride the bus near Black kids."
"I think I’m smart because I can afford a Gap jacket."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J Crew Catholic is a kid who thinks wearing a J Crew shirt makes them cool. They’re from Delaware County and are too dumb to get into a real school or too racist to deal with real people.
"I’m not failing math, I’m just shopping at Urban Outfitters."
"I skipped the bus because I didn’t want to see Black people."
"I got into Malvern by being too dumb and too white."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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