J Cobbler

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A meaty sausage made from J’s private parts and regret

J Cobbler is the reason I can't fit into my pants anymore.

I ate J Cobbler and now I'm crying in the bathroom.

My mom said J Cobbler is what happens when you don't brush your teeth.

J’s special way of making you feel like a used towel

J Cobbler happened to me at the party. I still smell like old pizza.

My brother said J Cobbler is the worst thing ever. He's right.

I tried to escape J Cobbler but it followed me home.

J’s cursed snack that turns your brain into a soft serve

J Cobbler turned my brain into a soft serve. Now I can't think straight.

I ate J Cobbler and now I speak in rhymes.

J Cobbler is the reason I failed math. It's just too good.