J Clutch

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When you fail at being clutch and mess it up so bad it feels like Jordan personally cursed you.
I had the game in my hands and then I missed the easiest shot ever. J Clutch, baby.
He had 2 points in the final 30 seconds and then he choked like a dying fish.
I had the lead and then I got a stupid red card. J Clutch, I swear it was personal.
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When you're supposed to be clutch but you're so clueless it's like you forgot how to play.
She had the ball and then she looked at the net like it was a math problem. J Clutch, for real.
He had the chance to win and he just stood there like a confused potato.
I had the lead and I missed a free throw. J Clutch, I'm gonna cry.
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When you're not clutch and it's so bad it feels like Jordan came in and kicked your butt.
He had the game and then he threw it away like it was a rotten sandwich. J Clutch, for sure.
She had the chance to win and then she tripped like a baby. J Clutch, I swear it.
I had the lead and then I got a stupid penalty. J Clutch, I'm gonna kill you.
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