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Jesus Christ in a street rat body, like he dropped out of heaven to bust heads and sip cheap beer
J-Chrizzle just cursed my mom and my dog
He came to school in a hoodie and a fanny pack
He told the principal to 'chill or get chrizzled'
J-Chrizzle
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A holy mess made by Jesus when he got tired of the church and went full hood rat
He texted me 'yo I'm chrizzling this place' during lunch
He showed up at my house in sweatpants and a hat
He told my dad to 'stop yelling or I'll chrizzle him'
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A new version of Jesus that actually knows how to fight and use slang
He chrizzled the whole gym during recess
He said 'I'm not here to pray, I'm here to chrizzle'
He beat up my teacher and called him 'a weak chrizzle'