J-cation

I took a J-cation and now I live in my couch.

My J-cation was supposed to last three days. Now it's been a week and I still smell like a dispensary.

I went on a J-cation and came back with a new best friend: my pizza box.

My J-cation started with a bag of weed and ended with me crying on the floor.

I told my mom I was going on a J-cation. She said, 'You're just going to be high and eat chips.'

I took my dog on a J-cation. He got stoned and peed on my neighbor's lawn.

I took a J-cation and came back with a stomachache and a new nickname: 'The Refresher.'

My J-cation was just me, my snacks, and my smoke. No plans. No problems.

I told my boss I was going on a J-cation. He said, 'You're just going to be lazy and smoke weed.'