J. Carmack

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The magical box that spits out Makron every time it feels like it. Basically a holy mess in human form.

'J. Carmack is the box that makes Makron cry every time it loses a fight.'

'That box just spewed out Makron again. What's the deal?'

'J. Carmack is the box. The box is the problem. The problem is me.'

One of the people who started that cursed game company. Still has the power to make your life a living hell.

'J. Carmack is one of the cursed people who started that game company. I blame him for my bad decisions.'

'If I had to pick one person to blame for my life, it'd be J. Carmack.'

'He started that company. That company ruined my life. That's why I hate him.'