J Buffed

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Getting so wasted you actually like Jimmy Buffett songs and don't want to die.

I drank 12 beers and now I can sing 'Margaritaville' without throwing up.

My friend passed out mid-song and I had to finish the album for both of us.

I ate a whole pizza and now I'm doing the conga line in the parking lot.

Drinking with friends while blasting Jimmy Buffett like your life depends on it.

We turned up 'Cheeseburger in Paradise' and now the neighbors hate us.

I drank until I could sing the whole album and my dog started dancing.

My friend brought a karaoke machine and now we're all fighting over the mic.

Drinking so much that you think you're in the Keys and not your living room.

I drank so much I thought I was on a boat and not on the couch.

I started yelling 'Come on, Margarita' at my microwave.

I tried to do the twist and fell into the trash can.