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A human-shaped meatball who thinks they’re the main dish.
He said he’d beat me up if I didn’t give him my lunch money.
He tried to flirt with my mom and failed spectacularly.
He cried when he lost a game of tag.
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A boy who thinks he’s a beast but is actually a snack.
He bragged about his dog but got scared when it barked.
He tried to fight me and ran away when I looked at him.
He said he was going to be a superhero, but he forgot his shoes.
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A snack-sized legend who thinks he’s a king.
He told everyone he was going to be a king, but he forgot his crown.
He challenged me to a duel and ran when I showed up.
He tried to impress my sister and tripped over his own feet.
4
A human who thinks he’s a monster but is actually a mosquito.
He said he was going to eat me alive, but he couldn’t even finish my sandwich.
He tried to scare me with a flashlight and failed.
He screamed when I jumped out from behind the couch.
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A boy who thinks he’s a lion, but he’s just a hungry mouse.
He said he was going to roar and just sniffed the air.
He tried to fight me and hid behind my desk.
He said he was a warrior, but he ran when I said ‘battle cry’.
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A tiny hero who thinks he’s a titan, but he’s just a snack.
He told everyone he was going to be a titan, but he forgot his lunch.
He tried to fight me and just stood there.
He said he was going to conquer the world, but he got distracted by a cookie.