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A Tik Toker who does wild, stupid, and utterly ridiculous stuff. Sometimes he dances. Sometimes he tells dumb jokes. Sometimes he yells life advice at you like you’re his long-lost brother. He’s a mess. A monster. A maniac.
Why are you crying? I just told you to stop eating tacos at 3 AM.
I don’t need life advice. I need a nap.
You think this is a skit? No. This is a war.
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You know who he is. You’ve seen his face. You’ve heard his voice. You’ve been yelled at by him in the middle of the night. He’s the guy who raps and Tik Toks and doesn’t care if you’re mad.
You think you’re not famous? You’re famous. You just don’t know it yet.
I’m not a fan. I’m a victim.
You don’t know me. I know you. You’re doomed.
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A British Tik Toker who loves chaos, guns, and making everyone mad. He looks good while doing it. He’s a future criminal. He’s already on the radar. He’s already screaming at you.
I don’t need a criminal. I need a nap.
You think you’re cool? I’ve seen cooler.
You’re not British. You’re just mad.
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