Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a musician thinks they're cool enough to show off like a flamingo in a clown suit

That guy did a J Bomb in the middle of the street like he was trying to impress a hot dog.

My cousin did a J Bomb at the concert and got laughed at by the whole crowd.

He J Bombed during a math test and got sent to the principal's office.

2

A shot of Jägermeister dropped into Red Bull and swallowed like it was a dare from the devil

I did a J Bomb so fast my friend thought I was trying to die.

She did a J Bomb and immediately coughed like she had a lung full of fire.

He did a J Bomb and it was like he was trying to win a bet with God.

3

The guy who brings all the stuff for J Bombs and is so cool that even the teachers like him

J-Bomb-John brought all the stuff and the girls were swooning.

That J-Bomb-John guy showed up and everyone became his friend.

He brought J Bombs to the school dance and became the most popular kid.

4

When you're flipping through radio stations and you're trying to find the one that says Jesus instead of something dumb

I was J Bombing the radio and it sounded like a church choir.

He J Bombed the radio and it turned into a prayer time.

She J Bombed the radio and it was like a divine experience.

5

When Jesus suddenly drops into a conversation like he was trying to steal the spotlight

He said Jesus right in the middle of a game and everyone was confused.

She dropped Jesus into the conversation and it was like a miracle happened.

They were talking about life and then Jesus showed up like it was a surprise.

6

A little jiz bomb that comes out after you or your friend gets too excited with your private parts

He did a J Bomb and it looked like a tiny explosion.

She did a J Bomb and it was like a surprise from her private parts.

They did a J Bomb and it was like a little jiz rocket.

7

A weed cigarette that you light up like it's a fire alarm

He lit a J Bomb like it was a fire alarm and everyone ran out.

She took a hit from the J Bomb and it felt like the sky was on fire.

They were smoking J Bombs like it was a war.