J-Bomb

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A party legend who brings Jager, Red Bull, and shot glasses like they’re going out of style. Every woman wants him, every man wants to be him, and every man who isn’t him wishes he was dead.
At the party, J-Bomb walked in with a cooler full of Jager and Red Bull. The crowd went wild. I think I saw a girl drool on the floor.
J-Bomb showed up with a whole tray of shot glasses. I had to fight a guy for one.
He brought the Jager and Red Bull, and I brought the trash can. That’s how we roll.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A smoky, stinky, rolled-up mess that people smoke to get high or just to make others cough their lungs up.
My cousin’s J-Bomb is so bad, it smelled like a dead rat in a sock.
I took one hit of that J-Bomb and I felt like I was going to vomit.
That J-Bomb was so thick, I could barely see through it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you rub one out and spray it everywhere like you’re trying to paint the walls with your cum.
I did a J-Bomb so hard, my pants were soaked. My mom asked if I peed on the floor.
He did a J-Bomb in the car and left a trail of cum on the dashboard.
She did a J-Bomb in the bathroom and left a puddle on the floor.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A joke so bad it makes everyone’s brain hurt and makes the person who told it look like a total idiot.
He told a J-Bomb joke so bad, I thought my brain would explode.
She told a J-Bomb joke that was worse than my math test.
The J-Bomb joke was so bad, it made my dog cry.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you fart so hard, it sounds like a jet engine and it makes everyone laugh for five minutes before they all get sick.
He did a J-Bomb so loud, I think the neighbors called the police.
That J-Bomb was so loud, my dog ran out of the house.
She did a J-Bomb so bad, the whole class started coughing.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you drop Jager into Red Bull and chug it so fast, it feels like you’re swallowing a dragon.
He did a J-Bomb so fast, I swear he turned into a dragon.
She did a J-Bomb so hard, I thought she was going to die.
He did a J-Bomb and I got a headache from the Jager.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a musician shows off so much, it feels like he’s trying to outshine the sun.
He did a J-Bomb show so bad, I thought he was trying to outshine the sun.
That J-Bomb performance was so long, I got a headache.
He did a J-Bomb show so loud, I think my dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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