J Blocking

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When a dude you're trying to flirt with gets blocked by his bro because he's too much of a selfish prick to let you have your fun.
Bro blocked me by my bro. He's a total selfish prick.
My crush is taken by his best friend. What even is life?
I was about to get a kiss and my bro stepped in like a cocky f***.
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A gang of pretty boys who cause trouble everywhere they go because they think they're hot stuff.
These J-Blocks think they're the kings of the city. They're not.
They defaced my street sign. I'm gonna get them back.
They're so annoying I want to throw a brick at them.
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A dirty neighborhood with more drugs than sense and more crime than a jailhouse.
J-Block is like a prison on the outside with no hope inside.
That place is so bad I wouldn't take my dog there.
They have more gang leaders than a police station.
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The group of fans who follow James Blake around like he's the king of tennis.
I'm a J-Block fan. James Blake is the best.
I follow James Blake everywhere. He's my king.
James Blake is my hero. I'm in the J-Block.
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Whatever the f*** you want it to be. It's that simple.
J-Block means whatever I say it does. I'm the boss.
J-Block is whatever I need it to be. No questions.
I can make J-Block mean anything. Just ask me.
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A Broadway star who plays Elphaba in Wicked and has a voice that can shake the whole stage.
That woman can sing so loud it sounds like a thunderstorm.
She’s the first Elphaba and nobody else can do it like her.
Her voice is so powerful it could knock you out.
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A Broadway star who plays Elphaba and can sing so high it sounds like a jet engine.
She fell during a show and still came back like a boss.
She’s got a voice that can go from low to sky-high.
She’s so good she can sing like Idina Menzel and still make it her own.
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