J-Blade

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A meaty hook that looks like a J and knows how to use it
My cousin's J-Blade is so big, it could hang a hammock
He used his J-Blade to fish out my phone from the toilet
She said his J-Blade was so good, it gave her a full-blown obsession
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A penis that curves like a J and doesn't need help to shine
His J-Blade is so curved, it could do the twist
She said his J-Blade was so bright, it lit up the whole room
He used his J-Blade to hook a hooker out of a dumpster
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A J-shaped penis that doesn't know the meaning of the word 'shy'
He showed off his J-Blade in front of the whole class
His J-Blade was so bold, it woke up the sleeping dog
He used his J-Blade to scratch an itch no one could ignore
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A J-shaped penis that doesn't know the word 'modest'
He pulled out his J-Blade in the middle of a Zoom call
His J-Blade was so loud, it caused a traffic jam
He used his J-Blade to scare off a raccoon
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A J-shaped penis that loves to brag and never shuts up
He talked about his J-Blade nonstop during dinner
He showed his J-Blade to his grandma and she fainted
He used his J-Blade to make a speech at the talent show
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A J-shaped penis that can't stop flexing and it's getting annoying
He flexed his J-Blade so much, it made the gym echo
He showed off his J-Blade during a fire drill
He used his J-Blade to beatbox and it was a mess
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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