J belle

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The most stunning girl ever. She’s a laugh riot and lives for partying. She’s got the best boyfriend ever and you’d fall for her even if you never met her. No one could be better.
My ex was a J Belle and I still think about her every time I see a donut.
I’d marry a J Belle even if she had 10 cats and a parrot that talks trash.
That J Belle is so pretty I once asked her to marry me… in a DM.
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A gay guy with a ring on the wrong ear and a lisp. He’s chunky, has a face full of zits, and eats like a horse. His mom screamed during his birth and still yells at him for being gay.
That J Belle tried to text me and I got a message that said ‘I’m gay and I have a lisp’
My neighbor’s J Belle brother tried to date my dog and it ran away.
I saw a J Belle crying in the grocery store because he got a coupon for 20% off bread.
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A fancy way to say you have a bad disease and your butt is on fire.
My doctor said I have J Belle and I now have a butt that looks like a lava lamp.
I got J Belle from my ex and now my butt is a party.
I told my mom I have J Belle and she said I should’ve stayed home.
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