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J-beaning is when you throw jelly beans on your lover like they’re a bean machine and then eat them off their body while trying not to puke or yell at them.
My girlfriend’s a J-beaning saint. I’ve eaten 27 jelly beans off her chest and I still love her.
He J-beaned me during a Zoom date and I had to pretend I wasn’t crying from the sour ones.
My cousin J-beaned his girlfriend so hard she had to go to the ER because of the grape jelly beans.