j bap

My mom found my j bap in my backpack. She said, 'You're gonna die before I do.'

I tried to j bap during math class. The teacher said, 'You're not solving equations, you're solving your life.'

I j bap so much I turned my lungs into a toaster oven.

I j bapped before running. Now I’m stuck in the nurse’s office with a popsicle.

My friend j bapped so hard he started talking to the ceiling. I think he’s gonna j bap himself to death.

I j bapped in the middle of a race and fell over like a drunk giraffe.

I j bapped before my test. I got an A, but now my brain smells like burnt hair.

I j bapped before my mom yelled at me. It helped, but now I have a headache and a death wish.

I j bapped before my job interview. I got the job, but now I'm stuck with a forever taste of regret.

I j bapped so much my lungs started singing. They’re gonna get fired from their job.

My friend j bapped until his lungs turned pink. Now he’s a lung-shaped pink balloon.

I j bapped so hard I turned my lungs into a disco ball. Now they flash every time I breathe.

I j bapped before my dad yelled at me. It stopped me from crying, but now I have a bad taste and a broken heart.

I j bapped during my math test. I didn’t cry, but I got a D and a new nickname: 'The Vapor Kid.'

I j bapped before my mom called me a failure. It helped, but now I have a bad habit and a bad mood.