j balvin

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A Puerto Rican man who sings and makes a lot of money doing it

Hey J Balvin, why you always wearing so many colors? You look like a disco ball with a bad attitude.

J Balvin, if you weren't so rich, you'd be the guy who sings at the mall.

J Balvin, you're so popular, even my mom knows who you are.

The best reggaeton singer who doesn’t act like he knows it. He can sing with anyone, anywhere, and everyone loves his music. If you're a washed-up singer, teaming up with him will save your career. And he's also cute, which makes it worse.

J Balvin, you're so good, even my dog knows your songs.

If I had a collab with J Balvin, I’d be rich and famous. But I just got a collab with a guy who sings at gas stations.

J Balvin, you're the reason I’m still listening to reggaeton instead of going to sleep.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The J Balvin is when you stand up on your hands in the empty public pool, naked, and someone jumps off the diving board and hits your balls. If it happens in another city, it's called a Paul McCartney, and it's even worse.

I did a J Balvin in my local pool, and my cousin jumped off the high dive and hit my face. I was crying for two days.

I tried to do a J Balvin in a different city, and it turned into a Paul McCartney. It was like a fight between my balls and the sky.

I did a J Balvin in my school pool, and the principal came in and yelled at me for being naked in the pool.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A singer who got roasted by Residente in a musical fight. He was called dumb, a copy, a Logan Paul of reggaeton, racist, and even a vegan salad with no eggs. He’s just a product made by the music industry to sell more reggaeton.

J Balvin is so dumb, he thinks he’s the best reggaeton singer in the world. He’s just a fake version of Residente.

They said J Balvin is like a vegan salad with no eggs. He’s just a sad guy who can’t make his own music.

J Balvin is the Logan Paul of reggaeton. He got roasted by Residente, and now he’s just a sad copy of someone else.

by Slangipedia 1d ago