Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So broken you can't even fix it with a glue gun and a prayer

The thread got so bad I had to pull my hair out just to read it.

This post was worse than my math test and my mom’s cooking combined.

He was JBAGEL'D so hard I thought he was gonna cry.

2

A message board that got hit by a truck and a pizza delivery

That thread was JBAGEL'D so bad I had to take a nap just to recover.

The comments were so broken they should’ve been banned from the internet.

I tried to fix it, but it just got worse.

3

So messed up it makes your brain short circuit

That thread was JBAGEL'D so hard I had to take a break from life.

I tried to read it, but my eyes started bleeding.

It was like someone took a keyboard and threw it at a baby.

4

A message board that got run over by a donkey wearing a helmet

The thread was JBAGEL'D so bad it had to call a therapist.

I read it once and I got a headache that lasted all week.

That post was so broken I think it’s gonna start a war.

5

So broken it should be in a museum of thread disasters

That thread was JBAGEL'D so bad it got a permanent plaque.

I tried to save it, but it was already dead.

It was like a thread version of the Titanic.

6

A message board so broken it should get a Nobel Prize for being a mess

That thread was JBAGEL'D so hard it should get a medal.

It was so broken I think it’s gonna start a band.

I tried to read it, but it started singing to me.