Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, mouth-breathing loser who thinks his dumb jokes are hilarious and thinks everyone else is a loser for not laughing.

My cousin's a J-bag. He talks about his video game stats like they're his college degree.

He called me a J-bag because I said his haircut looked like a raccoon's nest.

He told me his level 99 wizard was better than my mom's cooking.

2

A cheap, tight-fisted Jew who thinks money grows on trees and will steal your last dollar if you blink.

He called me a J-bag because I borrowed a dollar and didn't return it.

He told me I was a J-bag for eating his last bagel.

He said I was a J-bag because I took his parking spot.

3

A freeloading scumbag who thinks he's king of the world because he got free pizza once.

My neighbor is a J-bag. He asked for free pizza six times this week.

He called me a J-bag because I had more money than him.

He thinks he's a J-bag because he got a free soda.

4

A loudmouth who thinks he's important and answers questions no one asked.

He called me a J-bag because I didn't answer his stupid question.

He was a J-bag and answered my teacher's question for me.

He was a J-bag and talked over the whole class.

5

A dirty, hot mess who'll sleep with anyone and everyone and doesn't care if they're married or not.

My sister is a J-bag. She dates three guys at once.

She called me a J-bag because I didn't want to sleep with her boyfriend.

She said I was a J-bag for not liking her new tattoo.

6

A weirdo who shoves his balls in his mouth and jerks off like it's a job interview.

He called me a J-bag because I didn't do the J-bag thing.

He told me I was a J-bag because I didn't know how to use a J-bag.

He said he was a J-bag and I wasn't.

7

A creepy door-to-door freak who won't stop asking you to join his weird religion.

He called me a J-bag and tried to convert me for an hour.

He was a J-bag and kept coming to my house every day.

He said I was a J-bag because I didn't want to join his cult.