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A girl who’s dating a guy named J. She’s basically J’s girlfriend, but she thinks she’s special because he’s not the worst.
My ex is a J baby. She thought J was the best thing since sliced bread. He left her for a bagel.
J baby cried when J broke up with her. She said he was the love of her life. He said she was the worst part of his life.
J baby posted a selfie with J on Instagram. The caption was ‘My J is perfect. Everyone else is a disappointment.’
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A person who smokes so many joints they might as well be a weed robot. They don’t care if they pass out.
J baby rolled out of bed at 3 AM and still smoked a joint. She’s like a joint machine.
At the party, J baby was the only one who didn’t care if the joint was burnt. She just kept smoking.
J baby’s mom called the cops because she heard her daughter screaming ‘I need more weed’ at 2 AM.
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A cute way for girls who don’t usually smoke to drop a hint that they want you to roll a joint so they can get high. It’s like a flirty drug move.
J baby winked at me and said, ‘You know I want a joint, right?’ I rolled one. She got high and liked it.
At the coffee shop, J baby said, ‘I’ve been craving a joint all day.’ I rolled one. She smiled and got high.
J baby walked into the room and said, ‘I can feel the smoke calling me.’ I rolled a joint and she got high like it was her favorite song.
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Baby Jesus in the manger. Used when talking about religious art or the Nativity. It’s just Baby Jesus, not the adult version.
J baby drew Baby Jesus in the manger. She said it was the cutest thing ever. I said it looked like a kid who just got grounded.
At church, J baby said, ‘I think Baby Jesus is just J baby in the manger.’ The priest said, ‘That’s not what the Bible says.’
J baby did a project on Baby Jesus. She called him ‘Just J’ and got an A. Her teacher said, ‘That’s the worst A I’ve ever given.’
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A hot young woman. Also called a Pez Dispenser. She’s from Huntington Beach, CA, and she’s probably been to the beach at least 100 times.
J baby walked into the bar and all the guys looked at her. She was like a Pez Dispenser with a smile.
J baby said she’s from Huntington Beach. I asked if she’s been to the beach. She said, ‘I’ve been to the beach so many times, I’ve got a sunburn in my soul.’
J baby said she was a Pez Dispenser and she could tell me the secret to getting hot. I said I didn’t need secrets, I just needed her.
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A mix of two annoying people. It’s like a baby made from two people who make you want to throw up.
J baby said her boyfriend was a Baby Jiz-Rag. He was so annoying, she said he was the worst thing since the last pizza.
J baby’s friend was a Baby Jiz-Rag. He made her throw up twice and she still dated him.
J baby said her cousin was a Baby Jiz-Rag. He was so obnoxious, he made her want to smear his face with ketchup.
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A tiny joint of weed. It’s so small, it might as well be a snack.
J baby rolled a joint so small, it was like a snack. She called it a J baby.
J baby said her joint was a J baby. It was so tiny, it looked like a crumb.
J baby rolled a J baby and said, ‘This is the size of my love for you.’ I said, ‘That’s the size of my tolerance for your weed.’
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