J-Axe

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A totally unfair opinion that's so bad it makes your brain hurt, even if it's clearly wrong.

'He's the worst player ever, even though he just won the World Cup.'

'I hate this team, but I still watch them every week.'

'He's the best player in the world, but he's still on my list of people who are totally useless.'

A gay guy who also likes little kids and runs a club in North London that’s way too posh for its own good.

'He's got a degree in music and a PhD in being annoying.'

'He thinks he's a rockstar, but he can't even sing in tune.'

'He's got more followers than sense.'

A person who can't shut up about football and writes essays that are longer than your lunch break.

'He wrote a 2000-word essay about why a red card was the worst thing that ever happened to football.'

'He could turn a 10-minute match into a 2-hour lecture.'

'He once explained why the grass was green for 45 minutes.'

Pure, unfiltered sh*t that makes you want to scream into a pillow.

'That goal was the worst thing I've ever seen.'

'He just said the dumbest thing ever, and I'm still processing it.'

'This is the worst match I've ever watched, and I've watched some pretty bad ones.'