J. A. R. S.

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A guy who acts like he's cool but is just a total doofus.
He tried to impress my sister by quoting a meme he didn't even understand.
He said he was a rapper but just rapped to his dog.
He called me a nerd for no reason and then cried when I beat him at Fortnite.
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A man who thinks he's smooth but is just a sad excuse for a human.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said she looked like a pizza box.
He asked me out and then ran away when I said yes.
He texted me 12 times in one day and then blocked me.
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A guy who thinks he's hot but is just a total mess.
He wore socks with sandals to our school dance and called it a fashion statement.
He tried to sing at the talent show and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
He said he was a king and then cried when I called him a peasant.
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