J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>

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A rich, stuck-up, Jewish girl who thinks she’s the queen of everything. She wears fake tan so thick it looks like she dipped her face in dirt.
My cousin’s a J. A. P. She spent $500 on a bagel because it had gold glitter on it.
She walked into the room like she owned the place, then tripped over her own Ugg boots.
She called me a ‘poor little thing’ because I ride the bus to school.
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A J. A. P. is a brat who thinks she’s hot because she got a fake tan and a Louis Vuitton bag. She’s from the east coast and thinks everyone else is beneath her.
She tried to flirt with my dad and said, ‘I bet I make more money than you.’
She wore her Northface fleece to the prom and called it ‘fashionable.’
She got a B on her math test and cried because it wasn’t an A+.
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She’s a J. A. P. if she’s got money, a fake tan, and a nose that looks like it’s been sculpted by a drunk guy. She buys stupid stuff just to show off.
She bought a $1000 purse and said it was ‘the most affordable thing I’ve ever bought.’
She called me a ‘hobo’ because I eat lunch in the cafeteria.
She got into Yale just because her daddy paid for it.
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A J. A. P. is a girl who thinks she’s the best at everything. She’s got money, fake tan, and a voice that sounds like she just yelled at a goat.
She said, ‘I don’t need friends, I’ve got my Instagram followers.’
She got a parking ticket and yelled at the cop like he owed her money.
She walked into a store and asked for a discount because she’s ‘too important to pay full price.’
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J. A. P. stands for ‘Just Another Pissant’, a rich, snobby, Jewish girl who thinks she’s the best at everything and has a nose that looks like it was stolen from a pig.
She said, ‘I don’t need to study, I just need to look good.’
She got into a fight over who had the better Ugg boots.
She called me a ‘poor little thing’ because I eat pizza for breakfast.
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A J. A. P. is a girl who has more money than sense, a fake tan that looks like it was applied by a drunk person, and a voice that sounds like she just screamed at a chicken.
She said, ‘I don’t need to work, I have a trust fund and a fake tan.’
She got kicked out of school for eating a whole bag of chips in class.
She asked for a raise just because she wore a Louis Vuitton bag to work.
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