j-90

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A boner that hits you whenever the hell it wants, like it’s got a job and a life.

I got a J-90 during math class and failed the test because I was too busy thinking about pizza.

He had a J-90 at 3 a. m. and texted his ex just to annoy her.

I tried to focus on work, but my J-90 wouldn’t stop. It’s like it’s got a grudge.

A boner that shows up uninvited, like it’s got a key to your brain.

She got a J-90 in the middle of a Zoom meeting and had to leave to go to the bathroom.

I had a J-90 during my mom’s birthday party and it ruined the whole thing.

He got a J-90 during a test and drew a penis on his paper. The teacher got mad.

A fancy word for a boner that’s too good for regular people.

He called his J-90 a ‘masterpiece’ and posted it on Instagram for everyone to see.

She got a J-90 while eating breakfast and spilled her cereal all over the table.

I got a J-90 during a meeting and it made my boss look confused.