Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The start of every juicy gossip tale. These people are too lazy to say exact, so they just say 'I'm like'.

'I'm like, did you see what she did to her hair? She looks like a raccoon with a perm.'

'I'm like, I swear he told the teacher his dog bit him.'

'I'm like, I don't even know why I'm here, but I'm here.'

2

You say this when you do something cool, or you feel like you're winning.

'I'm like, I just aced that test!'

'I'm like, I just ate three burgers and I feel fine.'

'I'm like, I just passed the bus driver and he gave me a thumbs up.'

3

Feeling lost and confused, like your soul went to the mall and got lost.

'I'm like, where is my soul? Did it get stuck in the vending machine?'

'I'm like, I looked behind the sofa and it wasn't there.'

'I'm like, I don't even know what I did to make my soul run away.'

4

When you're not just average, you're special, like you were born with a crown on your head.

'I'm like, I can solve this math problem in my head while eating a taco.'

'I'm like, I can dance better than the kid who invented TikTok.'

'I'm like, I can beat up the principal and no one will care.'

5

The most intense and hilarious lyrics from a rapper who's got more brains than a bag of smarties.

'I'm like, I just listened to that Immortal Technique song and my brain exploded.'

'I'm like, that rapper makes me feel like I'm in a war zone, but it's funny.'

'I'm like, I downloaded that whole album for free and now I'm a legend.'

6

When a girl shows off like she just won the lottery and got a new car.

'I'm like, I just bought a new dress and it cost more than my brother's car.'

'I'm like, I got a 10 on my math test and I'm showing it to everyone.'

'I'm like, I just got a new phone and I'm showing it to the entire school.'

7

You feel like a million bucks, like you just got a new dog and a free pizza.

'I'm like, I just got a 100% on my science test and I feel like I can fly.'

'I'm like, I just got a new dog and now I'm the best person in the world.'

'I'm like, I just got free pizza and now I'm a legend.'