i'm lesbian

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The thing every girl says when they're pretending to be cool and not into boys

"I'm lesbian," she said, while staring at the boy in front of her.

"I'm lesbian," she said, while texting the boy in front of her.

"I'm lesbian," she said, while ignoring the boy in front of her.

Sometimes it's real. Sometimes it's just a way to get out of liking someone.

"I'm lesbian," she said, while still crushing on the guy in front of her.

"I'm lesbian," she said, to avoid talking to the guy in front of her.

"I'm lesbian," she said, when she realized the guy in front of her was cute.

A shout out to all the girls who get confused, and a kick in the pants to all the guys who stay.

"I'm lesbian," she said, while still being confused about her feelings.

"I'm lesbian," she said, while still being confused about her crush.

"I'm lesbian," she said, while still being confused about her life.

A way to tell someone you're in love, even if it's just in the movies or in your head.

"I'm lesbian," she said, after watching Scott Pilgrim for the 100th time.

"I'm lesbian," she said, because she saw it in a movie.

"I'm lesbian," she said, because she thought it was the L word.