I'm LeBron James, Bitch!

My mom said I’d be rich one day. I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch!'

I blocked him for the 10th time. He said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch!' I said, 'You’re just a ghost with a crown.'

He tried to flex in my face. I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch! You’re just a middle schooler with a basketball.'

He tried to shoot over me. I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch! You’re just a worm.'

He flexed in the hallway. I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch! You’re a worm who thinks he’s a god.'

He said, 'I’m coming for you.' I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch! You’re just a worm with a crown.'

He said, 'I’m the best.' I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch! You’re just a kid who thinks he’s cool.'

He tried to beat me in a game. I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch! You’re just a kid with a basketball.'

He flexed on the court. I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch! You’re just a kid who thinks he’s cool.'